Source: osiristruthspidey being spidey
Source: comicbookkissyfaceAmazing Spider-Man v1 #521
Art: Mike Dedato; writing; J. Michael Straczynski.
Source: fuckyeahspiderwifeMJ: Did I get him?
PETER: You’re insane. Did you steal that van?
MJ: It was just there.
PETER: You stole a van??
MJ: You’re welcome.
[They kiss. Then Peter abruptly shoves her away from him, sending her flying.]
PETER: Now get the hell out of here!!
MJ: Aaaiieee!!
[He spins a webnet between a telephone pole and the side of a house to catch her safely. MJ is nevertheless not thrilled.]
MJ: AGH!Ultimate Spider-Man #160, Brian Bendis and Mark Bagley.
Smooth, Peter, real smooth. I suppose we can cut him some slack for panic.